• "I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips." - Amy Poehler Tweet
• "Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time." - Doug Coupland Tweet
• "Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult." - C. S. Lewis Tweet
• "Lucy took care of me on the set, and made sure that none of the crew cussed around me. She also had birthday parties for me and made sure that they were well attended." - Keith Thibodeaux Tweet
• "I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity." - Eleanor Roosevelt Tweet
• "When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th." - Gloria Stuart Tweet
• "I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough." - Johnny Vegas Tweet
• "For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator." - Cheryl Hines Tweet
• "I lost twins at 14 weeks, and I had to have an D and C on my birthday." - Amy Weber Tweet
• "I wasn't very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children's birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos." - Jill Clayburgh Tweet