• "If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm." - Bruce Barton Tweet
• "My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday." - Molly Sims Tweet
• "I lost twins at 14 weeks, and I had to have an D and C on my birthday." - Amy Weber Tweet
• "One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday." - Bobby Sherman Tweet
• "The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once." - E. Joseph Cossman Tweet
• "Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time." - Jean Paul Tweet
• "I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'" - Larry David Tweet
• "Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter." - Anne Lamott Tweet
• "Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work." - Karl Jaspers Tweet
• "Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words." - Plautus Tweet