• "To me - old age is always ten years older than I am." - John Burroughs Tweet
• "Love the giver more than the gift." - Brigham Young Tweet
• "A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday." - Erma Bombeck Tweet
• "If we celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday at a time of presidential inaugurals, this is thanks to Ronald Reagan who created the holiday, and not to the Democratic Congress of the Carter years, which rejected it." - David Horowitz Tweet
• "For the youth, the indignation of most things will just surge as each birthday passes." - Chris Evans Tweet
• "I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went." - Kelly Clarkson Tweet
• "For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator." - Cheryl Hines Tweet
• "With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me." - Rodney Dangerfield Tweet
• "To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies." - Lionel Blue Tweet
• "My son had his eighth birthday recently and we had a chance to borrow the film and show it to all of his friends that was at his birthday party and they loved it. I was a little nervous. I said they might not even like it, and say his daddy's movie is wack, but they loved it." - Blair Underwood Tweet