• "In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame." - Annette Funicello Tweet
• "I was fired at the pinnacle of my career, on my 39th birthday. And in the year that followed, I learned that there are many psychological phases of being 'let go.'" - Mika Brzezinski Tweet
• "A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer." - Lucius Annaeus Seneca Tweet
• "I hate birthdays." - Zane Grey Tweet
• "With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me." - Rodney Dangerfield Tweet
• "A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present." - Thomas Fuller Tweet
• "And I was very shy as a kid if you sang me 'Happy Birthday,' I would cry. Quite shy. So the idea of being an actor, much less a model, was just out of this world." - Cody Horn Tweet
• "I saw Richard Linklater's film 'Slacker' for my twenty-first birthday. That was the moment when it all seemed possible. This guy gave me hope." - Kevin Smith Tweet
• "Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children." - Mindy Kaling Tweet
• "Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new." - Sammy Hagar Tweet