• "Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas." - Lewis Black Tweet
• "Christmas is a time of year that's so romantic." - Katharine McPhee Tweet
• "My Christmas present to myself each year is to see how much air travel can open up the world and take me to places as far from sheltered California and Japan as possible." - Pico Iyer Tweet
• "'The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected." - Michael Scheuer Tweet
• "At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year." - Thomas Tusser Tweet
• "South Park started as a little video Christmas card." - Joel Hodgson Tweet
• "Christmas lights may be the loneliest thing for me, especially if you mix them up with reindeers and sleighs. I feel alone. I feel isolated. I feel I do not belong." - Mira Nair Tweet
• "Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice." - Dave Barry Tweet
• "I don't want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last Christmas. What for? He doesn't sing, dance or tell jokes, does he?" - Ian St. John Tweet
• "If you want me to sing this Christmas song with the feeling and the meaning, you better see if you can locate that check." - Mahalia Jackson Tweet