• "South Park started as a little video Christmas card." - Joel Hodgson Tweet
• "Even though we're a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas." - Richard Roeper Tweet
• "The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted." - Olivia Williams Tweet
• "A good conscience is a continual Christmas." - Benjamin Franklin Tweet
• "I get a little behind during Lent, but it comes out even at Christmas." - Frank Butler Tweet
• "Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven." - April Winchell Tweet
• "I remember wishing there was snow in L.A. And how jealous we used to get of those Christmas specials with kids playing in the snow." - Ice Cube Tweet
• "One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that." - Mo Rocca Tweet
• "Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in." - Marcelene Cox Tweet
• "I was nine or 10 years old and my father was sacked on Christmas Day. He was a manager, the results had not been good, he lost a game on December 22 or 23. On Christmas Day, the telephone rang and he was sacked in the middle of our lunch." - Jose Mourinho Tweet