"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." - Johnny CarsonTweet
"Our last jam session was this past Christmas. Dad played his harmonica, mom sang in English and Italian, and I played guitar. I'm so happy that we could share that musical experience for one last time." - Tony ViscontiTweet
"Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year." - Victor BorgeTweet
"Dad bought me a toy drum one Christmas, and I eventually destroyed it. I wanted a real drum and he bought me a snare drum. Dad continued to buy me one drum after the other." - Keith ThibodeauxTweet
"I made a French film called 'Merry Christmas' which is a very European film. It's a World War I piece." - Diane KrugerTweet
"Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart." - Washington IrvingTweet
"I suppose if you look back to your early childhood you accept everything people tell you, and that includes a heavy dose of irrationality - you're told about tooth fairies and Father Christmas and things." - Richard DawkinsTweet
"The earth has grown old with its burden of care, but at Christmas it always is young, the heart of the jewel burns lustrous and fair, and its soul full of music breaks the air, when the song of angels is sung." - Phillips BrooksTweet
"I beg to present you as a Christmas gift the city of Savannah." - William Tecumseh ShermanTweet
"Whatever he does should be seen as working at the Presidency and if he goes to Colorado for Christmas, it should be for a minimum amount of time, the family tradition and family get-together aspect emphasized, and it be seen as a working vacation." - Robert TeeterTweet