"I ain't scared to do another dating show, but I ain't really trying to. I want to do a talk show or something. I've done enough dating on television. I'm ready to spread my wings, and go down other avenues." - Flavor FlavTweet
"I got that experience through dating dozens of men for six years after college, getting an entry level magazine job at 21, working in the fiction department at Good Housekeeping and then working as a fashion editor there as well as writing many articles for the magazine." - Judith KrantzTweet
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that." - Mitch HedbergTweet
"Evolution is unobservable. It's based on blind faith in a few dry bones and on unreliable dating systems in which the gullible trust. Kids should be allowed to make up their own minds about this issue, and not be censored to 'one side is all we will let you hear.'" - Ray ComfortTweet
"Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness. I think it's a very real thing." - Jason SchwartzmanTweet
"If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice." - Jimmy FallonTweet
"I always hated high-school shows and high-school movies, because they were always about the cool kids. It was always about dating and sex, and all the popular kids, and the good-looking kids. And the nerds were super-nerdy cartoons, with tape on their glasses. I never saw 'my people' portrayed accurately." - Paul FeigTweet
"I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating." - Jerry O'ConnellTweet
"It's just me and my 6-month-old puppy. I am not dating anyone." - Bridget HallTweet