• "Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla." - Jim Bishop Tweet
• "Women always try to see the one good part of The Weird Guy because the dating landscape is so bleak. Women will say, 'He's very odd, but he likes to cook. He's creepy, but he makes good pancakes!'" - Zoe Lister-Jones Tweet
• "You know, I had my mother and my father convincing me that he would be going back to Hollywood and he'd be back with the actresses and dating them and that he wasn't serious about me at all. So I had him saying one thing to me and my parents telling me something else." - Priscilla Presley Tweet
• "Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them." - Mark Hoppus Tweet
• "I think if I could have a boyfriend like my brothers I'd be really happy. But without the brother thing." - Patricia Velasquez Tweet
• "Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian - I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors. I don't think I'm that type." - Jeremy Lin Tweet
• "Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese." - Nick Cannon Tweet
• "I always hated high-school shows and high-school movies, because they were always about the cool kids. It was always about dating and sex, and all the popular kids, and the good-looking kids. And the nerds were super-nerdy cartoons, with tape on their glasses. I never saw 'my people' portrayed accurately." - Paul Feig Tweet
• "If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you." - Carmen Electra Tweet
• "I wouldn't tell you anything about anybody I cared about because it becomes entertainment for other people, and it sort of just cheapens everything in your life. I would never tell you if I was dating anybody." - Kristen Stewart Tweet