"My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality." - Jay LondonTweet
"I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means." - Adam SandlerTweet
"Maybe the most that you can expect from a relationship that goes bad is to come out of it with a few good songs." - Marianne FaithfullTweet
"I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her." - Matthew PerryTweet
"Dating is kind of hard. Like dinner or something like that. Like a forced awkward situation is very strange. Especially for me, for some reason." - Zac EfronTweet
"I don't know any of us who are in relationships that are totally honest - it doesn't exist." - Richard GereTweet
"I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare." - John MayerTweet
"I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though." - Julie BowenTweet
"Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people." - Dax ShepardTweet
"I'm a fan of horrors. I love the ones that make you jump. My girlfriend hates it. I've been dating her for one-and-a-half years and I'm crazy about her, but she's terrified of horror films. Not the cute 'Will you hold me?' way, but she's weeping. With 'House of Wax,' we'll be sleeping and I'll go to the bathroom and she's sitting up waiting for me." - Jared PadaleckiTweet