"Relationships in general make people a bit nervous. It's about trust. Do I trust you enough to go there?" - Neil LaButeTweet
"The learned are not agreed as to the time when the Gospel of John was written some dating it as early as the year 68, others as late as the year 98 but it is generally conceded to have been written after all the others." - Simon GreenleafTweet
"I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on." - George ClooneyTweet
"Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough, not a good enough actor or not successful enough for these people." - Dax ShepardTweet
"In my own relationships, I know that I should break up with someone who doesn't encourage me to be strong and make my own choices and do what's best in my life, so if you're dating someone who doesn't want you to be the best person you can be, you shouldn't be dating them." - Veronica RothTweet
"My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality." - Jay LondonTweet
"My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers!" - Meg CabotTweet
"When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'" - Louis C. K.Tweet
"Right now I'm pretty single... My career is my boyfriend." - Christina AguileraTweet
"I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though." - Julie BowenTweet