• "I've had two romances since moving to Las Vegas. One was with somebody 12 years older than me, and the other was the same age, and neither worked out. I know people still think of me as one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends, and he of course was much older than me, but that was a whole different lifestyle and a different kind of dating." - Holly Madison Tweet
• "I don't talk about who I'm dating because when you break up, you wind up reliving it in the media." - Bridget Fonda Tweet
• "I didn't have a financial need, and I wasn't very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of boys as being: hard to pin down and wary of commitment." - Candice Bergen Tweet
• "However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them." - Francesca Annis Tweet
• "It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends." - Carrot Top Tweet
• "Evolution is unobservable. It's based on blind faith in a few dry bones and on unreliable dating systems in which the gullible trust. Kids should be allowed to make up their own minds about this issue, and not be censored to 'one side is all we will let you hear.'" - Ray Comfort Tweet
• "I don't really believe in rules, but I do like old-fashioned dating where you don't call the guy until he calls you. I don't think it's like he's got to do this and that's the rule." - Ashley Tisdale Tweet
• "You know, I had my mother and my father convincing me that he would be going back to Hollywood and he'd be back with the actresses and dating them and that he wasn't serious about me at all. So I had him saying one thing to me and my parents telling me something else." - Priscilla Presley Tweet
• "I'm much more interested in what an actor has to say about something substantial and important than who they're dating or what clothes they're wearing or some other asinine, insignificant aspect of their life." - Ben Affleck Tweet
• "Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion." - Scott Adams Tweet