• "I don't have dating tips." - Bill Keller Tweet
• "I can't even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, guilt, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It's a nightmare." - John Mayer Tweet
• "I don't know the first real thing about the dating game. I don't know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general." - Jason Schwartzman Tweet
• "If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice." - Jimmy Fallon Tweet
• "I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on." - George Clooney Tweet
• "The learned are not agreed as to the time when the Gospel of John was written some dating it as early as the year 68, others as late as the year 98 but it is generally conceded to have been written after all the others." - Simon Greenleaf Tweet
• "Taylor Swift dates guys so she can write a breakup song about them. I don't think she's dating for love - I think she's dating for creativity. So let's get her off the market and put her in dating detox. If she really wants love, she has to stop writing music about them." - Patti Stanger Tweet
• "I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating." - Leonardo DiCaprio Tweet
• "So if I was dating somebody now and the relationship didn't work out, I'd take that as failing." - Gavin DeGraw Tweet
• "Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others." - Wayne Dyer Tweet