"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla." - Jim BishopTweet
"I think feminism's a bit misinterpreted. It was about casting off all gender roles. There's nothing wrong with a man holding a door open for a girl. But we sort of threw away all the rules, so everybody's confused. And dating becomes a sloppy, uncomfortable, unpleasant thing." - Zosia MametTweet
"Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion." - Kim CattrallTweet
"The prospect of dating someone in her twenties becomes less appealing as you get older. At some point in your fife, your tolerance level goes down and you realize that, with someone much younger, there's nothing really to talk about." - Clint EastwoodTweet
"Dodi got a lot of criticism when he began dating Princess Diana. No one seemed to think he was good enough for her." - Lorna LuftTweet
"Evolution is unobservable. It's based on blind faith in a few dry bones and on unreliable dating systems in which the gullible trust. Kids should be allowed to make up their own minds about this issue, and not be censored to 'one side is all we will let you hear.'" - Ray ComfortTweet
"Things were a lot simpler in Detroit. I didn't care about anything but boyfriends." - Madonna CicconeTweet
"I'm enjoying dating. I'm single, though, I'm not in a relationship." - Matt CzuchryTweet
"However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them." - Francesca AnnisTweet
"Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational." - Hugh MackayTweet