"My wife Elizabeth and I started The Really Terrible Orchestra for people like us who are pretty hopeless musicians who would like to play in an orchestra. It has been a great success. We give performances we've become the most famous bad orchestra in the world." - Alexander McCall SmithTweet
"Nothing in life prepares you to be famous." - Jeff FoxworthyTweet
"Being famous is just like being in high school. But I'm not interested in being the cheerleader. I'm not interested in being Gwen Stefani. She's the cheerleader, and I'm out in the smoker shed." - Courtney LoveTweet
"One thing I think celebrities shy away from is exposing the reality that we're all the same. Somebody's not more important because they have a Bentley or a big house or a famous boyfriend or plastic surgery - we're all the same." - Aubrey O'DayTweet
"Public misbehavior by the famous is a powerful teaching tool." - Bill O'ReillyTweet
"The hardest thing about being famous is that people are always nice to you. You're in a conversation and everybody's agreeing with what you're saying - even if you say something totally crazy. You need people who can tell you what you don't want to hear." - Al PacinoTweet
"I felt so painfully isolated that I vowed I would get revenge on the world by becoming a famous cartoonist." - Robert CrumbTweet
"Slowly but surely, we are acquiring that famous culture of democracy, which is our objective." - Paul BiyaTweet
"I have actor friends, but they're not famous. I feel like if you're an actor or - famous, you have to overly prove that you're a normal, cool person." - Amanda BynesTweet
"Fact is, famous people say fame stinks because they love it so - like a secret restaurant or holiday island they don't want the hoi polloi to get their grubby paws on." - Julie BurchillTweet