"So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised." - Emily MortimerTweet
"I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess." - Paul FeigTweet
"I really love 'Soapdish.' I wish 'Soapdish' had more of a moment because I felt that that is a really strong, funny movie. Kevin Kline is hilarious in that movie." - Elisabeth ShueTweet
"It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything." - Adam CarollaTweet
"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend." - Emo PhilipsTweet
"People are funny, and in the most tragic situations, when comedy erupts from nowhere, it can turn on its head within the space of a second or a minute. You're laughing one minute and you're crying the next and that's just life for me, and that is what people are like." - Sally HawkinsTweet
"Don't remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you'll be disappointed." - Celia JohnsonTweet
"A film that I love is 'Raising Arizona' and that's funny but it's quite indie and weird and odd and quirky. I'd love to do something like that. Who knows?" - Stephen MoyerTweet
"I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person." - Janeane GarofaloTweet
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." - George BurnsTweet