• "Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it." - Laurence J. Peter Tweet
• "Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country." - Steven Wright Tweet
• "If you look at the game and everything, it's not quite like looking at an animated film, because that's total character. This, this is really movement, but it's got funny little things if you look for the humor. They're actually getting to the character." - Don Bluth Tweet
• "I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat." - Will Rogers Tweet
• "Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible." - Elisha Cuthbert Tweet
• "Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." - Hedy Lamarr Tweet
• "The word 'Spanx' was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it." - Sara Blakely Tweet
• "People just don't laugh when their family is violated, and you don't shrug it off. You band together and you defend together. It's a funny, primitive instinct." - Phillip Noyce Tweet
• "There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices." - Tim Heidecker Tweet
• "A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny." - Bobby Darin Tweet