• "If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle." - Hillary Clinton Tweet
• "It's a funny show. The characters are surprisingly likable, given how ugly they are. We've got this huge cast of characters that we can move around. And over the last few seasons, we've explored some of the secondary characters' personal lives a bit more." - Matt Groening Tweet
• "Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object." - Laurence J. Peter Tweet
• "'Lucky' is for laughs, and there's really nothing funny that I'm doing on 'Dexter.' I think more than anything, both comment on the fact that anybody is capable of anything. Just because they are the shy guy in the corner doesn't mean that they are a harmless little bunny." - Colin Hanks Tweet
• "Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy." - Benjamin Franklin Tweet
• "It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end." - Bjork Tweet
• "Everyone comes up to me saying, 'Cooee, Julie! Hello!' as if I know them. Of course I don't bloody know them. Am I flummoxed by it? Sometimes. I think, 'Ooh, love, go easy.' For a time, I did feel this pressure that I had to be funny, but it passes." - Julie Walters Tweet
• "If you look at the game and everything, it's not quite like looking at an animated film, because that's total character. This, this is really movement, but it's got funny little things if you look for the humor. They're actually getting to the character." - Don Bluth Tweet
• "Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends." - Eminem Tweet
• "It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it." - Maya Lin Tweet