• "What's another word for Thesaurus?" - Steven Wright Tweet
• "I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny." - Jerry Stiller Tweet
• "I'm half Jewish, I'm half black, I look in-between. I dress funny. I play all these different styles of music on one record. It's like, What is he doing?" - Lenny Kravitz Tweet
• "It was always a fantasy of mine growing up - my favorite program was always 'Little House on the Prairie' - so I always wanted to wear those looks. When I was a child, I wouldn't let my mom put me in anything but calico dresses and now... whaddaya know, every day I'm in a calico dress, basically, so it's kind of funny." - Chloe Sevigny Tweet
• "I don't want to be the one to break it to you, but the future ain't that funny." - Albert Brooks Tweet
• "I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff." - Todd Phillips Tweet
• "I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier." - Howard Nemerov Tweet
• "I was the kid next door's imaginary friend." - Emo Philips Tweet
• "I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage... funny how life works out like that." - Rachel Roy Tweet
• "Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down I love Lucille Ball. It's just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can't convincingly portray at this age." - Julia Roberts Tweet