• "Everyone comes up to me saying, 'Cooee, Julie! Hello!' as if I know them. Of course I don't bloody know them. Am I flummoxed by it? Sometimes. I think, 'Ooh, love, go easy.' For a time, I did feel this pressure that I had to be funny, but it passes." - Julie Walters Tweet
• "No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was." - Annie Leibovitz Tweet
• "I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive." - Jerry Seinfeld Tweet
• "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." - H. L. Mencken Tweet
• "I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning." - Katy Perry Tweet
• "I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity." - Tahar Ben Jelloun Tweet
• "When the sun comes up, I have morals again." - Elayne Boosler Tweet
• "I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad." - Moon Unit Zappa Tweet
• "I'm a big fan of certain new acts. I love any genre of music, and I think it's really great to see that there are new artists coming through. It's kinda funny to think that I'm like the old man on campus now. But I'm really happy for groups like One Direction. I think they're really good guys." - Joe Jonas Tweet
• "I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well." - Robert Benchley Tweet