• "It's funny, when bands or younger musicians ask me: 'So, what does it take to make it?' Well, first explain to me what you mean by 'making it': Do you want to be a rock star or do you want music to be your livelihood?" - Eddie Van Halen Tweet
• "Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got." - Josh Billings Tweet
• "Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." - Johnny Carson Tweet
• "Life would be tragic if it weren't funny." - Stephen Hawking Tweet
• "It's not so much what you learn about Mumbai, it's what you learn about yourself, really. It's a funny old hippie thing, but it's true as well. You find out a lot about yourself and your tolerance, and about your inclusiveness." - Danny Boyle Tweet
• "Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends." - Eminem Tweet
• "As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted." - Seth Rogen Tweet
• "Scream was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself." - Neve Campbell Tweet
• "I know people will think it's funny because I've done glamour modelling in the past, but I felt embarrassed about my body and just wanted to cover it up." - Jennifer Ellison Tweet
• "I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen Tweet