• "When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house - I can't believe I remember this - he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny." - Mindy Kaling Tweet
• "I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place." - Vera Farmiga Tweet
• "With Portlandia, I don't think our intention is always to find something funny. Sometimes the humor comes from taking something really seriously. We're okay with making somebody feel uncomfortable or uneasy." - Carrie Brownstein Tweet
• "I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips." - R. L. Stine Tweet
• "Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think it's funny. You're just sitting there like, 'Am I in the twilight zone? Why is everyone laughing?' It's such a personal thing. People have such a personal visceral response to comedy." - Todd Phillips Tweet
• "It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown." - Reba McEntire Tweet
• "I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny." - Seth Rogen Tweet
• "All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats." - Groucho Marx Tweet
• "Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement." - Ronald Reagan Tweet
• "I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny." - Stephen Dorff Tweet