• "Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone." - Flip Wilson Tweet
• "Music is more difficult - try naming a political band. The Dead Kennedys. The Dead Kennedys are political, but they are more funny than they are political." - Thom Yorke Tweet
• "My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on." - Jennifer Aniston Tweet
• "It's interesting that whenever I meet some of the other Bond girls, I always have something in common, and it is an interesting sorority. We all share about our Bonds. 'Did your Bond do that?' 'Yes mine did!' So it is quite funny conversations. We may as well be in high school." - Jane Seymour Tweet
• "The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!" - Jerry Seinfeld Tweet
• "All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height." - Casey Stengel Tweet
• "I read the script for Wonder Boys, and I said that was almost perfect, it was so classy, cool and funny. It's a really specific thing. We stuck to it, it turned out good and a lot of people liked it." - Robert Downey, Jr. Tweet
• "I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl." - Emmanuelle Chriqui Tweet
• "My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me." - Winston Churchill Tweet
• "He is very dry but also very funny... I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, it's not a good place for you to be." - Colin Quinn Tweet