• "Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away." - Demetri Martin Tweet
• "I don't mean to be funny." - Yogi Berra Tweet
• "Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting." - Tucker Carlson Tweet
• "I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid." - Uma Thurman Tweet
• "I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'" - Paul Feig Tweet
• "There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it." - Dennis Miller Tweet
• "If two wrongs don't make a right, try three." - Laurence J. Peter Tweet
• "They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning." - Clint Eastwood Tweet
• "So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised." - Emily Mortimer Tweet
• "I have an inability to enjoy things, but that's why we're in comedy. If we were happy, we wouldn't be funny, I guess." - Paul Feig Tweet