• "Well in the book Carrie was my alter ego. In real life, Sarah Jessica and I don't look anything alike. But people do say that we sound alike. Sarah Jessica is an adorable girl and she is very funny." - Candace Bushnell Tweet
• "Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." - Johnny Carson Tweet
• "Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works." - Steve Jobs Tweet
• "It's funny, I never considered that people are going to see me on the show and maybe stop me on the subway." - Lena Dunham Tweet
• "I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor." - Rachael Ray Tweet
• "For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents." - James Herriot Tweet
• "You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things." - Ken Kesey Tweet
• "Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics." - Paul Lynde Tweet
• "Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy." - Chris Rock Tweet
• "The word 'Spanx' was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it." - Sara Blakely Tweet