"Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun." - Flip WilsonTweet
"A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?" - Bob HopeTweet
"I don't think I would describe my sense of humor. Doesn't sound like the kind of thing I'd do." - Tommy Lee JonesTweet
"I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable." - Bob NewhartTweet
"Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to season it with some humor." - Terrence HowardTweet
"It never seems to occur to some people, that, like beauty, a sense of humor may sometimes be fatal." - Edgar Rice BurroghsTweet
"Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles." - Colin QuinnTweet
"We can't understand when we're pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with a younger generation: blood, genes, humor. It means we were actually here, on Earth, for a time - like the Egyptians with their pyramids, only with children." - Anne LamottTweet
"In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge." - George HerbertTweet
"A lot of people into Tool, for some reason, are not interested in humor." - Maynard James KeenanTweet