• "You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it." - Allen Klein Tweet
• "Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public." - Tom Walsh Tweet
• "Cynicism is humor in ill health." - H. G. Wells Tweet
• "Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor." - George Jean Nathan Tweet
• "It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you." - Margaret Cho Tweet
• "You can't study comedy it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude." - Don Rickles Tweet
• "True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper." - Thomas Carlyle Tweet
• "Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people by their religion, color or sexual habits, love life and your family." - Madonna Ciccone Tweet
• "Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven." - Mark Twain Tweet
• "Mixing humor and politics is something that works." - Bryan Cranston Tweet