"The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves." - David LettermanTweet
"People are what you make them. A scornful look turns into a complete fool a man of average intelligence. A contemptuous indifference turns into an enemy a woman who, well treated, might have been an angel." - Andre MauroisTweet
"To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization." - Arnold J. ToynbeeTweet
"I found that our Soviet espionage efforts had virtually never, or had very seldom, produced any worthwhile political or economic intelligence on the Soviet Union." - Aldrich AmesTweet
"So, you know, I think that Democrats are being more successful in Congress and I'm really going to be proud of the role I will play tomorrow as ranking Democrat on the Intelligence Committee when this bill passes." - Jane HarmanTweet
"Intelligence is really a kind of taste: taste in ideas." - Susan SontagTweet
"People have taught me not to look for intelligence in rockmusic." - Andrew EldritchTweet
"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer." - Albert EinsteinTweet
"The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us." - Bill WattersonTweet
"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." - H. L. MenckenTweet