Quotes Database - Category: Marriage
"My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend."
- Rodney Dangerfield
"Mr. DeMille's theory of sexual difference was that marriage is an artificial state for women. The want to be taken, ruled, raped. That was his theory."
- Hedy Lamarr
"Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage."
"Marriage is the tomb of love."
- Giacomo Casanova
"Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
- Rita Rudner
"Marriage is another trap. If you are someone who likes independence, it's another stamp against that. And you have to swear to fidelity."
- Carla Bruni
"An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't."
- Sacha Guitry
"Marriage isn't a carnival ride."
- Aisha Tyler
"He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of."
- Mae West
"Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two."
- Ambrose Bierce
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