• "The definition of marriage cannot be disputed. It's right there in black and white and it's been the same since the start of Wikipedia." - Jesse Tyler Ferguson Tweet
• "I was a bartender for a long time, so I know how to make drinks, but I'm more likely to offer them than to have them. I think this is one of the reasons why I get to live longer than my great-grandmother did, and why I get to produce more writing than she did, and why my marriage isn't in dire straits." - Elizabeth Gilbert Tweet
• "It's very trying on a marriage when you're doing a one hour show, week after week after week. You don't have enough time for people that maybe you should have top priority." - Gavin MacLeod Tweet
• "Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults." - Peter De Vries Tweet
• "Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery." - Erma Bombeck Tweet
• "Above all, we must have great respect for these people who also suffer and who want to find their own way of correct living. On the other hand, to create a legal form of a kind of homosexual marriage, in reality, does not help these people." - Joseph Ratzinger Tweet
• "I haven't been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible." - David Boreanaz Tweet
• "I have a terrific marriage, but unlike a lot of relationships where they ebb and flow, no matter what happens you fall deeper and deeper in love every day. It's kind of the best thing that can happen to you. It's thrilling." - Hugh Jackman Tweet
• "Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity." - Honore de Balzac Tweet
• "Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done." - Burt Reynolds Tweet