• "There's lots of problem solving in any marriage, but when you have this collective goal that is a human being, it's an inspiring rally point." - Ty Burrell Tweet
• "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." - Oscar Wilde Tweet
• "Clearly, if it is sensible to hold a referendum on independence, it is crucial that we have one on marriage. It is the only way the country can move forward on this issue. Let all those who have a view on this subject place their trust in the Scottish people and let Scotland decide." - Keith O'Brien Tweet
• "Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horse pond." - Thomas Love Peacock Tweet
• "Men go into marriage with virtually no expectations whatsoever. Ten years later, the men are delightfully surprised to find out that it's actually kind of nice, and the women have sort of had to take a nose dive from what they thought it was going to be." - Elizabeth Gilbert Tweet
• "I have been doing marriage counseling for about 15 years and I realized that what makes one person feel loved, doesn't make another person feel loved." - Gary Chapman Tweet
• "I did commit to myself that I would not jump back into being the workaholic that I can be before I gave myself an honest opportunity to create the marriage of my dreams and to create the beginning of the family of my dreams, and that took a hot second." - Alanis Morissette Tweet
• "Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge." - Bill Cosby Tweet
• "Anyone who thinks that the vice-president can take a position independent of the president of his administration simply has no knowledge of politics or government. You are his choice in a political marriage, and he expects your absolute loyalty." - Hubert H. Humphrey Tweet
• "Marriage destroyed my relationship with two wonderful men." - Marilyn Monroe Tweet