• "My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend." - Rodney Dangerfield Tweet
• "Mr. DeMille's theory of sexual difference was that marriage is an artificial state for women. The want to be taken, ruled, raped. That was his theory." - Hedy Lamarr Tweet
• "Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage." - Tertullian Tweet
• "Marriage is the tomb of love." - Giacomo Casanova Tweet
• "Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry." - Rita Rudner Tweet
• "Marriage is another trap. If you are someone who likes independence, it's another stamp against that. And you have to swear to fidelity." - Carla Bruni Tweet
• "An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't." - Sacha Guitry Tweet
• "Marriage isn't a carnival ride." - Aisha Tyler Tweet
• "He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of." - Mae West Tweet
• "Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two." - Ambrose Bierce Tweet