• "She got the magazine on a Wednesday morning, and on Thursday announced our marriage was over." - David Gest Tweet
• "I think of marriage as a garden. You have to tend to it. Respect it, take care of it, feed it. Make sure everyone is getting the right amount of, um, sunlight." - Mark Ruffalo Tweet
• "Perhaps my problem in marriage-and it is the problem of many women-was to want both intimacy and independence. It is a difficult line to walk, yet both needs are important to a marriage." - Hedy Lamarr Tweet
• "When the rose and the cross are united the alchemical marriage is complete and the drama ends. Then we wake from history and enter eternity." - Robert Anton Wilson Tweet
• "I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up." - Barbara Bush Tweet
• "He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of." - Mae West Tweet
• "I'm not for gay marriage, but I'm not for discriminating against people." - Joel Osteen Tweet
• "It's the best marriage of songs and production. But I have to say, I have an affinity for Bossanova." - Joey Santiago Tweet
• "Marriage is a financial contract I have enough contracts already." - Linda Fiorentino Tweet
• "I do support a constitutional amendment on marriage between a man and a woman, but I would not be going into the states to overturn their state law." - Michele Bachmann Tweet