• "When a man goes through six years training to be a doctor he will never be the same. He knows too much." - Enid Bagnold Tweet
• "The grounding in natural sciences which I obtained in the course of my medical studies, including preliminary examinations in botany, zoology, physics, and chemistry, was to become decisive in determining the trend of my literary work." - Johannes Vilhelm Jensen Tweet
• "After he was assassinated, his family and the men who had served him continued the lying and began the destruction, censoring and hiding of JFK's medical records." - Richard Reeves Tweet
• "All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men." - Isaac Asimov Tweet
• "Listening to medical facts was not enough. People wanted one hundred percent guarantees." - Ryan White Tweet
• "Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it." - Erma Bombeck Tweet
• "However, many skilled medical volunteers are turned away because community health centers cannot afford to cover their additional medical liability insurance." - Tim Murphy Tweet
• "Stay out of the sun, because it is the worst thing in terms of aging. I'm very medical. I come from a medical family." - Nicole Kidman Tweet
• "When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother." - Rodney Dangerfield Tweet
• "I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for." - James H. Boren Tweet