"If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries." - Bill HicksTweet
"Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed to kindness, to knowledge, we make promise only pain we obey." - Marcel ProustTweet
"So I applied to medical school and received a scholarship at Washington University in St. Louis. Washington University turned out to be a lucky choice. The faculty was scholarly and dedicated and accessible to students." - Daniel NathansTweet
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running." - Groucho MarxTweet
"Honestly, being a doctor could make you more close minded than regular people." - Alex ChiuTweet
"I found out that colonels can stay until they drop dead or get a walker and being a critical medical specialty as an Army trained emergency room doctor, I could stay until age 67." - Gerald GriffinTweet
"I'd come out of the army after five years as a medic. I was a medical administrator and we ran hospitals, and I was a Captain in the army at the end, in 1945." - Eli WallachTweet
"Modern medical advances have helped millions of people live longer, healthier lives. We owe these improvements to decades of investment in medical research." - Ike SkeltonTweet
"One goes through school, college, medical school and one's internship learning little or nothing about goodness but a good deal about success." - Ashley MontaguTweet
"Consider this: I can go to Antarctica and get cash from an ATM without a glitch, but should I fall ill during my travels, a hospital there could not access my medical records or know what medications I am on." - Nathan DealTweet