"Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly." - Ambrose BierceTweet
"My mom's hot. I mean she's old, but my mom's out of control." - Paul WalkerTweet
"In all honesty, at that time, I never saw myself as an author... I was just a Mom in a state of panic, trying to enter a short story contest to win the prize money in order to keep the lights on in my home." - Leslie BanksTweet
"Married and divorced, three beautiful daughters, two in college. The other one is 16, lives with her mom. I'm 46, I've worked for the Post Office for 18 years, seven facilities in three states." - Arthur GodfreyTweet
"My mom and dad worked very hard to give me the best chance in - not just in golf but in life. You know, I was an only child, you know, my dad worked three jobs at one stage. My mom worked night shifts in a factory." - Rory McIlroyTweet
"Being a mom is hard, I think a lot of working moms feel that way." - Gwen StefaniTweet
"Also, my mom and family are very important to me and I know that this is not expected." - Christina MilianTweet
"When I was six years old my friend was auditioning for 'Annie,' and I decided I wanted to audition with her. My mom was worried I would fall flat on my face because I'd never opened my mouth to sing, so she sent me to vocal lessons. I did the audition and fell in love with the entire process of a show." - Jacqueline EmersonTweet
"My mom raised us three boys by herself on welfare. It's not worse than anybody else's life." - Jeffrey DonovanTweet
"I'm sure there were times when I wish I had thought, 'Gosh, that might really embarrass mom and dad,' but our parents didn't raise us to think about them. They're very selfless and they wanted us to have as normal of a college life as possible. So really, we didn't think of any repercussions." - Jenna BushTweet