"My salary situation at 'Morning Joe' wasn't right. I made five attempts to fix it, then realized I'd made the same mistake every time: I apologised for asking." - Mika BrzezinskiTweet
"When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn't expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he promises to stop." - Joe SlovoTweet
"These flowers, which were splendid and sprightly, waking in the dawn of the morning, in the evening will be a pitiful frivolity, sleeping in the cold night's arms." - Pedro Calderon de la BarcaTweet
"I should just put it bluntly, because we're all sort of friends here now - it's exceedingly likely that my greatest success is behind me. Oh, so Jesus, what a thought! You know that's the kind of thought that could lead a person to start drinking gin at nine o'clock in the morning, and I don't want to go there." - Elizabeth GilbertTweet
"Nowadays, everybody assumes, when they wake up in the morning, if they have a question, it will get answered. Because they have the internet. No matter what the question is, someone will answer their question." - Jack WhiteTweet
"I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning." - Aleister CrowleyTweet
"I am on my way to Ghana tomorrow morning and you just need to know that this Administration is very focused on doing all we can to promote economic development in this part of the world, in Africa, throughout Africa, North Africa and sub-Saharan Africa." - Donald EvansTweet
"I squeeze oranges every morning to make juice." - Utada HikaruTweet
"It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She's my lady-in-waiting as well." - Kathy GriffinTweet
"Cut your morning devotions into your personal grooming. You would not go out to work with a dirty face. Why start the day with the face of your soul unwashed?" - Robert A. CookTweet