• "New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time." - James Agate Tweet
• "If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone." - Robert Fulghum Tweet
• "At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely." - W. Somerset Maugham Tweet
• "Your success and happiness lies in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties." - Helen Keller Tweet
• "Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does, I still will." - Jonathan Edwards Tweet
• "To be an ideal guest, stay at home." - E. W. Howe Tweet
• "I've had some lovely extraordinary experiences on New Year's Eve." - Debbie Harry Tweet
• "Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough." - Mark Twain Tweet
• "Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties." - Barbara Walters Tweet
• "A year from now, you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now." - Phil McGraw Tweet