• "If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone." - Robert Fulghum Tweet
• "Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness." - William Shakespeare Tweet
• "To be an ideal guest, stay at home." - E. W. Howe Tweet
• "Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough." - Mark Twain Tweet
• "Dinner was made for eating, not for talking." - William Makepeace Thackeray Tweet
• "Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties." - Barbara Walters Tweet
• "Going to a party, for me, is as much a learning experience as, you know, sitting in a lecture." - Natalie Portman Tweet
• "First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." - F. Scott Fitzgerald Tweet
• "To have the kind of year you want to have, something has to happen that you can't explain why it happened. Something has to happen that you can't coach." - Bobby Bowden Tweet
• "I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home." - W. C. Fields Tweet