• "If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult." - P. J. O'Rourke Tweet
• "I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home." - W. C. Fields Tweet
• "Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year." - Ralph Waldo Emerson Tweet
• "Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough." - Mark Twain Tweet
• "What is there more kindly than the feeling between host and guest?" - Aeschylus Tweet
• "At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely." - W. Somerset Maugham Tweet
• "Your success and happiness lies in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties." - Helen Keller Tweet
• "Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties." - Barbara Walters Tweet
• "Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer." - Walter Scott Tweet
• "I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver." - Kim Kardashian Tweet