"If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone." - Robert FulghumTweet
"Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness." - William ShakespeareTweet
"To be an ideal guest, stay at home." - E. W. HoweTweet
"Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough." - Mark TwainTweet
"Dinner was made for eating, not for talking." - William Makepeace ThackerayTweet
"Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties." - Barbara WaltersTweet
"Going to a party, for me, is as much a learning experience as, you know, sitting in a lecture." - Natalie PortmanTweet
"First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." - F. Scott FitzgeraldTweet
"To have the kind of year you want to have, something has to happen that you can't explain why it happened. Something has to happen that you can't coach." - Bobby BowdenTweet
"I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home." - W. C. FieldsTweet