"Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does, I still will." - Jonathan EdwardsTweet
"I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun." - Paris HiltonTweet
"I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver." - Kim KardashianTweet
"Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties." - Barbara WaltersTweet
"Your success and happiness lies in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties." - Helen KellerTweet
"Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer." - Walter ScottTweet
"What is there more kindly than the feeling between host and guest?" - AeschylusTweet
"If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone." - Robert FulghumTweet
"Good parties create a temporary youthfulness." - Mason CooleyTweet
"My parents used to throw great New Year's Eve parties. They invited such an eclectic mix of showbiz people. All those cool people were always hanging out at our apartment." - Ben StillerTweet