• "I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun." - Paris Hilton Tweet
• "Come, gentlemen, I hope we shall drink down all unkindness." - William Shakespeare Tweet
• "I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right?" - Catherine O'Hara Tweet
• "If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone." - Robert Fulghum Tweet
• "I like to go to parties where I know everyone. How are you going to have fun with people you don't know?" - Mary-Kate Olsen Tweet
• "New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time." - James Agate Tweet
• "Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody." - Samuel Pepys Tweet
• "Dinner was made for eating, not for talking." - William Makepeace Thackeray Tweet
• "Let our New Year's resolution be this: we will be there for one another as fellow members of humanity, in the finest sense of the word." - Goran Persson Tweet
• "First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you." - F. Scott Fitzgerald Tweet