• "Those who gave thee a body, furnished it with weakness but He who gave thee Soul, armed thee with resolution. Employ it, and thou art wise be wise and thou art happy." - Akhenaton Tweet
• "Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love." - Wally Lamb Tweet
• "Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year." - Ralph Waldo Emerson Tweet
• "Good parties create a temporary youthfulness." - Mason Cooley Tweet
• "New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time." - James Agate Tweet
• "Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer." - Walter Scott Tweet
• "All of us every single year, we're a different person. I don't think we're the same person all our lives." - Steven Spielberg Tweet
• "I get half a million just to show up at parties. My life is, like, really, really fun." - Paris Hilton Tweet
• "If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult." - P. J. O'Rourke Tweet
• "If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone." - Robert Fulghum Tweet