• "Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning, but the kids would have to go to church." - Lynn Johnston Tweet
• "Autism is a neurological disorder. It's not caused by bad parenting. It's caused by, you know, abnormal development in the brain. The emotional circuits in the brain are abnormal. And there also are differences in the white matter, which is the brain's computer cables that hook up the different brain departments." - Temple Grandin Tweet
• "Mothers - especially single mothers - are heroic in their efforts to raise our nation's children, but men must also take responsibility for their children and recognize the impact they have on their families' well-being." - Evan Bayh Tweet
• "We criticize mothers for closeness. We criticize fathers for distance. How many of us have expected less from our fathers and appreciated what they gave us more? How many of us always let them off the hook?" - Ellen Goodman Tweet
• "Children that are raised in a home with a married mother and father consistently do better in every measure of well-being than their peers who come from divorced or step-parent, single-parent, cohabiting homes." - Todd Tiahrt Tweet
• "Kids are a great analogy. You want your kids to grow up, and you don't want your kids to grow up. You want your kids to become independent of you, but it's also a parent's worst nightmare: That they won't need you. It's like the real tragedy of parenting." - Jonathan Safran Foer Tweet
• "Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth." - Erma Bombeck Tweet
• "I regret not having had more time with my kids when they were growing up." - Tina Turner Tweet
• "I came to parenting the way most of us do - knowing nothing and trying to learn everything." - Mayim Bialik Tweet
• "My kids love it. I thought I was the coolest dad in the world when I got to be in a Bond film, but 'Harry Potter', too? Well, I think I qualify for a medal for exceptional parenting or something, don't you?" - Robbie Coltraine Tweet