• "Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job." - Franklin P. Jones Tweet
• "Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet." - Pam Brown Tweet
• "Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." - Roger Caras Tweet
• "Pet me, touch me, love me, that's what I get when I perform. That's when I'm really getting what I want." - Connie Stevens Tweet
• "No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish." - Kin Hubbard Tweet
• "The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat." - Ogden Nash Tweet
• "I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers." - Chris Pratt Tweet
• "A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house." - Moliere Tweet
• "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner Tweet
• "It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year. That's why it's a wonderful thing to get your pet microchipped and registered with your contact information because then they can be located and the owners can track where their pets are." - Betty White Tweet