• "If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day, you shouldn't be in politics. You should go work at a pet store." - Michael Nutter Tweet
• "There are people all over the world who like to write fan letters in the voice of their pet: 'Hello, my name is Fifi and I'm a labrador and I think you're great. Paw paw!'" - Rebecca Hall Tweet
• "I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet." - Paul Rudd Tweet
• "There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also." - Mike Ditka Tweet
• "I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days." - Bill Dana Tweet
• "Many cats are the death of the mouse." - Kaspar Hauser Tweet
• "Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails." - Max Eastman Tweet
• "I try not to wear anything I have to fidget with - there's nothing worse than wearing something and pulling down the hem and re-adjusting the top. My pet hate is when girls wear those strapless dresses and spend the whole night yanking them up." - Sophie Ellis-Bextor Tweet
• "A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip." - Billy Graham Tweet
• "What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm." - Rodney Dangerfield Tweet