"A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip." - Billy GrahamTweet
"Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine." - Hal SparksTweet
"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog." - Dwight D. EisenhowerTweet
"My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!" - Emily VanCampTweet
"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran LebowitzTweet
"As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind." - Cleveland AmoryTweet
"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." - Leonardo da VinciTweet
"The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat." - Ogden NashTweet
"To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after." - Karl PilkingtonTweet
"Humans should always exercise and watch what they eat. So with your pet, make sure they get enough exercise, make sure they're getting fed at the same time every day and getting the nutrition they need. And make sure they get a lot of love and attention you both need. That's why you have them!" - Alison SweeneyTweet