• "The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs." - Charles de Gaulle Tweet
• "My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like they're looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like, don't pretend to be a sports fan." - Jerry Ferrara Tweet
• "Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other." - Robert Benchley Tweet
• "A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there." - Agnes Repplier Tweet
• "Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties." - W. L. George Tweet
• "Dogs are my favorite people." - Richard Dean Anderson Tweet
• "Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs." - Brian P. Cleary Tweet
• "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." - Bernard Williams Tweet
• "I try not to wear anything I have to fidget with - there's nothing worse than wearing something and pulling down the hem and re-adjusting the top. My pet hate is when girls wear those strapless dresses and spend the whole night yanking them up." - Sophie Ellis-Bextor Tweet
• "People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." - August Strindberg Tweet