• "No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does." - Christopher Morley Tweet
• "I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night." - Marie Corelli Tweet
• "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." - Bernard Williams Tweet
• "I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone." - Steven Wright Tweet
• "Pet stores just sell their animals." - Booboo Stewart Tweet
• "Dogs are my favorite people." - Richard Dean Anderson Tweet
• "Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Sigmund Freud Tweet
• "There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans." - Angus Young Tweet
• "A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip." - Billy Graham Tweet
• "No one ever pretended that shopping for anything is a rational experience. If it were, would there be Fluffernutter? Laceless sneakers? Porkpie hats? Would the Chia Pet even exist?" - Jeffrey Kluger Tweet