• "My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like they're looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like, don't pretend to be a sports fan." - Jerry Ferrara Tweet
• "I've always been mad about cats." - Vivien Leigh Tweet
• "I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now, throwing information at you, making everything available to you, and yet I feel it's leaving us more and more isolated." - Mike Rutherford Tweet
• "A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house." - Moliere Tweet
• "I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date." - Zachary Levi Tweet
• "Many cats are the death of the mouse." - Kaspar Hauser Tweet
• "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." - George Carlin Tweet
• "I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat." - Edgar Allan Poe Tweet
• "Never stand between a dog and the hydrant." - John Peers Tweet
• "I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then." - John Bacon Tweet