• "I don't have pet peeves I have whole kennels of irritation." - Whoopi Goldberg Tweet
• "Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Sigmund Freud Tweet
• "I love cats." - Dick Van Patten Tweet
• "I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet." - Paul Rudd Tweet
• "I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now, throwing information at you, making everything available to you, and yet I feel it's leaving us more and more isolated." - Mike Rutherford Tweet
• "My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere." - Steven Wright Tweet
• "When you want a break from dogs, and you take them to the kennel to the stars, no one thinks you're a bad pet owner. But when you have kids, you can't drop them off for three weeks without someone calling Child Protective Services!" - Gabrielle Union Tweet
• "It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young." - Konrad Lorenz Tweet
• "Never stand between a dog and the hydrant." - John Peers Tweet
• "A pet store is a celebration of dogs' existence and an explosion of options. About cats, a pet store seems to say, 'Here, we couldn't think of anything else.' Cats are the Hanukkah of the animal world in this way. They are feted quietly and happily by a minority, but there's only so much hoopla applicable to them." - Sloane Crosley Tweet