"Love is never defeated, and I could add, the history of Ireland proves it." - Pope John Paul IITweet
"Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep." - Dave BarryTweet
"If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks." - Brendan BehanTweet
"Ireland sober is Ireland stiff." - James JoyceTweet
"We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English." - Winston ChurchillTweet
"Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me." - Colin FarrellTweet
"Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to." - Shane LeslieTweet
"There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting." - John Millington SyngeTweet
"Some mornings you wake up and think, gee I look handsome today. Other days I think, what am I doing in the movies? I wanna go back to Ireland and drive a forklift." - Liam NeesonTweet
"A lot of Irish people perform. They perform in drawing rooms. They sing songs and they play piano." - Fiona ShawTweet