"If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead." - Erma BombeckTweet
"I've aways been good at picking up certain things, like sports and dancing." - Channing TatumTweet
"People have called me Superman my whole life. In various sports, that seems to be the common theme. My favorite superhero is actually the Incredible Hulk. He's the only superhero that can't die." - Robert Griffin IIITweet
"Don't force your kids into sports. I never was. To this day, my dad has never asked me to go play golf. I ask him. It's the child's desire to play that matters, not the parent's desire to have the child play. Fun. Keep it fun." - Tiger WoodsTweet
"If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death." - Sam SneadTweet
"On my morning run, I listen to sports talk radio." - Lisa GuerreroTweet
"I am a sports fanatic and being able to perform at halftime for the fans of the Steelers and the Jets is such a thrill for me." - Joe NicholsTweet
"Sports and entertainment are the only places where inner-city kids see themselves being able to succeed. Their intellectual development is something they don't relate to." - Kareem Abdul-JabbarTweet
"Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye." - Roger KahnTweet