• "It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?" - David Letterman Tweet
• "Something I didn't even know was on my bucket list has been achieved. I have cooked Thanksgiving dinner with Martha Stewart. I vow to follow the gospel of her teachings and do my very best in the remarkably less glamorous kitchen of my own home... without the luxury of magically appearing prep bowls filled by a staff of sous chefs." - Jesse Tyler Ferguson Tweet
• "The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest." - William Blake Tweet
• "If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share." - W. Clement Stone Tweet
• "Christmas is more stressful with present buying and making sure everyone gets included, but Thanksgiving is really not that. I don't ever really get stressed out about the food." - Sandra Lee Tweet
• "Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence." - Erma Bombeck Tweet
• "Christmas is the antithesis of Thanksgiving. Christmas is pretty much a man-made holiday." - John Clayton Tweet
• "An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day." - Irv Kupcinet Tweet
• "Thanksgiving is a time when the world gets to see just how blessed and how workable the Christian system is. The emphasis is not on giving or buying, but on being thankful and expressing that appreciation to God and to one another." - John Clayton Tweet
• "As governor, when I visited our troops in Kuwait and Iraq, I served them Thanksgiving dinner. It was a small gesture compared to their sacrifice." - Jennifer M. Granholm Tweet