"The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest." - William BlakeTweet
"My whole problem is that all of my favorite things at Thanksgiving are the starches, and everyone is trying to go low-carb this year, even a green vegetable has carbs in it." - Ted AllenTweet
"Christians were instructed to serve others, and the thanksgiving was for the grace of God and the fact that God offered a way for man to return to a positive relationship with Him." - John ClaytonTweet
"My restaurants are never opened on Thanksgiving I want my staff to spend time with their family if they can. My feeling is, if I can't figure out how to make money the rest of the year so that my workers can enjoy the holidays, then I don't deserve to be an owner." - Michael SymonTweet
"I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable." - Todd BarryTweet
"If you think Independence Day is America's defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down." - Tony SnowTweet
"I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving." - Carol AltTweet
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." - Jon StewartTweet
"Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." - Kevin JamesTweet
"Over the Thanksgiving holiday I took time to reflect on what is most important to me and realized I need to find a way to put the fun back into racing." - Kurt BuschTweet