"The craft Emmys are kind of the kids' table at Thanksgiving. You're not really invited to the big dance. It's still really, really exciting, and the statue still counts." - Hank AzariaTweet
"A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen." - Kin HubbardTweet
"To give thanks in solitude is enough. Thanksgiving has wings and goes where it must go. Your prayer knows much more about it than you do." - Victor HugoTweet
"I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving." - Carol AltTweet
"Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence." - Erma BombeckTweet
"There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American." - O. HenryTweet
"I don't think any other holiday embraces the food of the Midwest quite like Thanksgiving. There's roasted meat and mashed potatoes. But being here is also about heritage. Cleveland is really a giant melting pot - not only is my family a melting pot, but so is the city." - Michael SymonTweet
"Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse." - Henry Van DykeTweet
"For what I have received may the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received." - Storm JamesonTweet