• "I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable." - Todd Barry Tweet
• "Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse." - Henry Van Dyke Tweet
• "Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence." - Erma Bombeck Tweet
• "Even though we're a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas." - Richard Roeper Tweet
• "My fondest memories are generally the day after Thanksgiving. I get the total decorating Christmas itch." - Katharine McPhee Tweet
• "If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it's really like making a large chicken." - Ina Garten Tweet
• "I think I'm going to give my baby her first food on Thanksgiving, make her some organic sweet potato. I'm very excited! It's going to be a big day and my husband is in charge of the turkey - he's the chef of the family!" - Lily Aldridge Tweet
• "Christmas is the antithesis of Thanksgiving. Christmas is pretty much a man-made holiday." - John Clayton Tweet
• "An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day." - Irv Kupcinet Tweet
• "I've spent a lot of Thanksgivings on the road with my band, so anytime that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family in a traditional aspect, eating sweet potatoes and cranberries and stuffing and all the trappings of Thanksgiving and then get on a treadmill the next day extra long, I'm happy." - Richie Sambora Tweet