• "Not to sound too much like Christopher Guest in 'Waiting for Guffman,' but on Thanksgiving you're putting on a show!" - Ted Allen Tweet
• "Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." - Kevin James Tweet
• "Pride slays thanksgiving, but a humble mind is the soil out of which thanks naturally grow. A proud man is seldom a grateful man, for he never thinks he gets as much as he deserves." - Henry Ward Beecher Tweet
• "I absolutely adore Thanksgiving. It's the only holiday I insist on making myself." - Ina Garten Tweet
• "My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor." - Phyllis Diller Tweet
• "Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence." - Erma Bombeck Tweet
• "The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest." - William Blake Tweet
• "My restaurants are never opened on Thanksgiving I want my staff to spend time with their family if they can. My feeling is, if I can't figure out how to make money the rest of the year so that my workers can enjoy the holidays, then I don't deserve to be an owner." - Michael Symon Tweet
• "It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?" - David Letterman Tweet
• "There is no racial or ethnic involvement in Thanksgiving, and people who may be very distant from the Christian system can see the beauty and the positive spirit that comes from the holiday." - John Clayton Tweet