• "To give thanks in solitude is enough. Thanksgiving has wings and goes where it must go. Your prayer knows much more about it than you do." - Victor Hugo Tweet
• "I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable." - Todd Barry Tweet
• "Drink and be thankful to the host! What seems insignificant when you have it, is important when you need it." - Franz Grillparzer Tweet
• "Something I didn't even know was on my bucket list has been achieved. I have cooked Thanksgiving dinner with Martha Stewart. I vow to follow the gospel of her teachings and do my very best in the remarkably less glamorous kitchen of my own home... without the luxury of magically appearing prep bowls filled by a staff of sous chefs." - Jesse Tyler Ferguson Tweet
• "Be thankful for what you have you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough." - Oprah Winfrey Tweet
• "Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence." - Erma Bombeck Tweet
• "There is no racial or ethnic involvement in Thanksgiving, and people who may be very distant from the Christian system can see the beauty and the positive spirit that comes from the holiday." - John Clayton Tweet
• "Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants." - Kevin James Tweet
• "If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share." - W. Clement Stone Tweet
• "I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving." - Carol Alt Tweet