"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be." - Mark TwainTweet
"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass!" - Bobby KnightTweet
"Most people spend more time and energy going around problems than in trying to solve them." - Henry FordTweet
"We are so obsessed with doing that we have no time and no imagination left for being. As a result, men are valued not for what they are but for what they do or what they have - for their usefulness." - Thomas MertonTweet
"The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" - Bette DavisTweet
"Time has a way of demonstrating that the most stubborn are the most intelligent." - Yevgeny YevtushenkoTweet
"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby." - Natalie WoodTweet
"Go on failing. Go on. Only next time, try to fail better." - Samuel BeckettTweet
"All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing, and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway." - Harry S. TrumanTweet
"To love is so startling it leaves little time for anything else." - Emily DickinsonTweet