• "How sweet it is!" - Jackie Gleason Tweet
• "Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position." - Christopher Marlowe Tweet
• "I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street." - W. H. Auden Tweet
• "Soul meets soul on lovers' lips." - Percy Bysshe Shelley Tweet
• "We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack." - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach Tweet
• "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." - Charles M. Schulz Tweet
• "It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all." - Samuel Butler Tweet
• "Now a soft kiss - Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss." - John Keats Tweet
• "Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended." - Cher Tweet
• "In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?" - Amy Poehler Tweet