• "I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic." - Drew Barrymore Tweet
• "In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?" - Amy Poehler Tweet
• "It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week." - Laurence J. Peter Tweet
• "Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!" - Jay Leno Tweet
• "How sweet it is!" - Jackie Gleason Tweet
• "I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?" - Zsa Zsa Gabor Tweet
• "Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended." - Cher Tweet
• "I'm like the kid in kindergarten I really do send valentines to everyone." - Susie Bright Tweet
• "I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs." - Cameron Diaz Tweet
• "The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand." - Fred Allen Tweet