"Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position." - Christopher MarloweTweet
"I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street." - W. H. AudenTweet
"Soul meets soul on lovers' lips." - Percy Bysshe ShelleyTweet
"We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack." - Marie von Ebner-EschenbachTweet
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." - Charles M. SchulzTweet
"It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all." - Samuel ButlerTweet
"Now a soft kiss - Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss." - John KeatsTweet
"Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended." - CherTweet
"In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?" - Amy PoehlerTweet