• "As a pastor, you get invited into the most poignant moments of people's lives. Whether it's a wedding or a funeral or a hospital visit, you get invited into the center of the event, whether or not you know the people." - Rob Bell Tweet
• "Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night." - Peter Ustinov Tweet
• "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." - Groucho Marx Tweet
• "After I had the Caesarean, I was told I had really strong stomach muscles and so would heal very quickly. And I did. I was up walking about within three hours. Six days after having her, I was out shopping and shortly after that I made it to David Walliams' wedding." - Denise Van Outen Tweet
• "Most kids don't get to go their parents' wedding." - Kenneth Robert Livingstone Tweet
• "Women who marry early are often overly enamored of the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures and passes the maid of honor his telephone number." - Anna Quindlen Tweet
• "I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense." - Christopher Walken Tweet
• "Our dog died from licking our wedding picture." - Phyllis Diller Tweet
• "My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night. That is glamour!" - Anne Baxter Tweet
• "I hated the royal wedding." - Steven Patrick Morrissey Tweet