• "The most dangerous food is wedding cake." - James Thurber Tweet
• "One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny." - Bryan White Tweet
• "It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married." - Robert Frost Tweet
• "I did get to keep the wedding dresses from 'Runaway Bride'. They're all boxed up in my garage. I've never opened them. It'll be fun one day when Hazel is taller. She can play dress-up with her friends." - Julia Roberts Tweet
• "For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward." - Erma Bombeck Tweet
• "I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding." - Mike Epps Tweet
• "If you're going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice." - Ellie Kemper Tweet
• "I'll get pretty much everything the way I want it. I've always dreamed of a beach wedding." - Nicole Appleton Tweet
• "There was no relationship between a wedding dress and fashion. There was no good taste, either. I realized that I could make an impression in terms of changing and readdressing the whole industry of bridal." - Vera Wang Tweet
• "I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding." - Sammy Davis, Jr. Tweet