• "I believe that anybody who gets married should go to a counselor for months before the wedding. I think that's going to save guys a lot of money and the ladies a lot of heartbreak." - James Brolin Tweet
• "I've thought about it a hundred times. I even buy bridal magazines sometimes. I want David Tutera to do my wedding." - Marlen Esparza Tweet
• "I used to work all the time, and now if there is a wedding, there's a concert, I'm there." - Petra Nemcova Tweet
• "A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers." - Eddie Cantor Tweet
• "A young bride is like a plucked flower but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over." - Honore de Balzac Tweet
• "The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy." - Janet Street-Porter Tweet
• "I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding." - Sammy Davis, Jr. Tweet
• "I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures." - Cindy Margolis Tweet
• "That is ever the way. 'Tis all jealousy to the bride and good wishes to the corpse." - James M. Barrie Tweet
• "A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers." - Grace Hansen Tweet