• "I used to work all the time, and now if there is a wedding, there's a concert, I'm there." - Petra Nemcova Tweet
• "When I celebrated my bar mitzvah, there was no cake. Today, there is no such thing as a bar mitzvah in the United States without a special cake. It can be even more complicated and expensive than a wedding cake, because bar-mitzvah cakes are often based on a particular theme." - Ron Ben-Israel Tweet
• "I've been looking at some video clips on YouTube of President Obama - then candidate Obama - going through Iowa making promises. The gap between his promises and his performance is the largest I've seen, well, since the Kardashian wedding and the promise of 'til death do we part." - Mitt Romney Tweet
• "In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom." - Groucho Marx Tweet
• "A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock." - Charles Simmons Tweet
• "I hated the royal wedding." - Steven Patrick Morrissey Tweet
• "No jealousy their dawn of love overcast, nor blasted were their wedded days with strife each season looked delightful as it past, to the fond husband and the faithful wife." - James Beattie Tweet
• "Getting married, for me, was the best thing I ever did. I was suddenly beset with an immense sense of release, that we have something more important than our separate selves, and that is the marriage. There's immense happiness that can come from working towards that." - Nick Cave Tweet
• "My biggest blast-off hit was 'You Raise Me Up.' If you ever have a wedding or a funeral, it's a good pick." - Josh Groban Tweet
• "And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding." - Karl Pilkington Tweet