"A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers." - Grace HansenTweet
"Our dog died from licking our wedding picture." - Phyllis DillerTweet
"For a girl, the wedding is when you're married. For a guy, it's when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding." - Max GreenfieldTweet
"The most dangerous food is wedding cake." - James ThurberTweet
"When the wedding march sounds the resolute approach, the clock no longer ticks, it tolls the hour. The figures in the aisle are no longer individuals, they symbolize the human race." - Anne Morrow LindberghTweet
"I did get to keep the wedding dresses from 'Runaway Bride'. They're all boxed up in my garage. I've never opened them. It'll be fun one day when Hazel is taller. She can play dress-up with her friends." - Julia RobertsTweet
"You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it." - Bess TrumanTweet
"I felt very unstressed on my wedding day. I'm very grateful for that... spending the day on my own, being super quiet and happy and just puttering around doing my own thing." - Sonya WalgerTweet
"I don't think it's possible to have a wedding without it being stressful!" - Debra MessingTweet
"I hope that when I'm 80 years old, people will still be talking about my wedding." - Jennifer HudsonTweet